“These are songs you could live your life to, were it not for the fact that its creator expired doing just that.” Pacific Ocean Blue + Bambu (Caribou Sessions) (2008)

The new Brian? In some ways, it was an inevitable development. Four years ago, when Brian Wilson finally finished work on the daddy of all lost masterpieces, Smile, it was only natural that the world would need to anoint a new Great Lost Beach Boys Album to replace the other one.

With his only completed solo album, Pacific Ocean Blue, long deleted and its mythical successor Bambu never released, Dennis Wilson was something of an entire lost Beach Boy – feted only by fans who had checked the credits of post-Pet Sounds albums and realised that the hirsute, handsome one on the drums had a surprisingly keen strike rate. Cuddle Up from Carl & The Passions/So Tough? That was his?! Forever and several more from Sunflower? That was Dennis too?! Who knew?

Well, The Beach Boys did, of course, but it wasn’t as though they did much to nurture him. “He was under-appreciated in our band,” said Al Jardine, perhaps remember how intensely Dennis railed against The Beach Boys’ mid-70s transformation into an oldies act. Using Dennis songs could have helped them out of a spot, just like it did with Sunflower – but when the cynical retro-dreck of 15 Big Ones came out in 1975, he took the songs he had co-written with old pal Gregg Jakobson to Jim Guercio, head of Caribou Records. In doing so, he became the first Beach Boy to release a solo album. When Pacific Ocean Blue went head-to-head with The Beach Boys’ next album Love You, the one regarded by his tyrannical father as the talentless one stole it hands down, outselling his brothers by two-to-one.

In the interim, decades of unavailability have done sterling work to ratchet its stock further up, earning it plaudits from fans such as The Verve, Primal Scream and The Charlatans.

Well, during key moments of the newly remastered Pacific Ocean Blue, certainly not. It’s hard to talk about the Carl Wilson-assisted River Song in anything other than the very terminology it deploys: rising torrents of gospel harmonies, the freshwater piano trickle that starts the thing off; and the unstoppable current of Wilson’s voice, blurring nature and love into an irresistible all-consuming force. Rainbows is a love-drunk paean to life lived large carried effortlessly by the pistons-hissing chug of its own backing track. Farewell My Friend is a requiem to just-deceased Beach Boys’ associate Otto Hinsche, apparently written at the piano in a single rhapsodic outpouring to the astonishment of all present.

These are songs you could live your life to, were it not for the fact that its creator expired doing just that. You can guess what kind of a husband Dennis was to his four wives by cocking an ear to Time. “I’m the kind of guy who loves to mess around,” sings the sad miscreant more out of regret than pride. If Wilson’s ex-wives still seem anguished by his passing, Thoughts Of You goes some way to explaining why. Moving from hair-shirt minor chords and hushed, penitent assurances into a major-chord sunburst of temporary resolution, he sings “All things that live, one day must die” – and his voice hurts like you’ve never heard a Beach Boy’s voice hurt before.

On Pacific Ocean Blue, Dennis’s two sides – the boozy bon viveur and repentant child – often co-exist within the same song. Not so the songs from Bambu. The hoarse, hungover croak evokes Harry Nilsson, whose recreational habits mirrored Dennis’s own. And like Nilsson’s underrated 1972 album Nilsson Schmilsson, Bambu veers wildly between ribald, roister-doistering and achingly tender declarations of love. The reasons were simple enough here. The former songs – School Girl He’s A Bum, Wild Situation – were mostly written with Gregg Jakobson (although I Love You is tender exception). But what really sets Bambu apart is the arrival of jazz guitarist and sometime Beach Boys sideman Carli Munoz as a writer of songs that nailed Wilson’s mile-wide romantic streak.

Collectors will be familiar with tunes like Under The Moonlight and All Alone from bootlegs. But, by God, have they scrubbed up well. Bereft of the damp, flatulent drum thwacks of the bootlegs, It’s Not Too Late is like a bedraggled refugee from Dion’s Born To Be With You – Dennis’s sandpaper croon groping for love like a infant feels around for its mother at night. Also from Munoz, an ultra-vivid burst of Latino jazz-pop Constant Companion benefits from a rich dimension of choral harmonies hitherto unheard on unofficial recordings.

Nearly 25 years after Dennis’s death, we’ll never know if this version of Bambu corresponds to the album that he confidently predicted would surpass Pacific Ocean Blue. There’s no doubting the lengths gone to by those around him to realize Dennis’s dream. Original engineer John Hanlon has helped oversee the completion of the previously half-written Holy Man – a lovely idea, but surely less totally arbitrary singers than Foo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins might have sprung to mind? Did brother Brian not oblige?

Whatever the reasons, in the final analysis, it feels churlish to pick nits – especially bearing in mind the fact that this was an album that had been left abandoned a full four years before Dennis Wilson died in 1983. In death as in life, Dennis’s closest friends seemed to hold his vision in higher regard than he did. In his words, “They say I live a fast life. Maybe I just like a fast life. I wouldn’t give it up for anything in the world. It won’t last forever, either. But the memories will.” They will now.

“If I had to send letters to everyone I’d ever offended, I’d die with a fucking biro in my hand.” Paul Weller, 2012

Just as a Union Jack flapping at full mast outside Buckingham Palace will tell you that Her Majesty is in residence, a black Mini hatchback outside Black Barn studio, Surrey, will tell you the same thing about its proprietor. Inside the building, above the desk where his late father John used to run his son’s affairs, hangs another telltale item: a 2011 Small Faces calendar. December’s pinup: a young Steve Marriott.

In the doorway, a sprightly-looking Paul Weller appears, wearing the pin-striped suit and tie that adorns the cover of his new album Sonik Kicks. This being Black Barn’s last working day before Christmas, Weller has come laden down with bags from his favourite shop – Selfridges – full of pre-wrapped presents for his small team of staff. Most elect to keep them wrapped until Christmas, but his assistant Claire holds up her present for everyone to see. A Santa Claus romper suit for her six month-old baby. A chorus of awws ensues. “A bit cheesy, but you’ve gotta do it, haven’t you? While they’re too young to object” says Weller.

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Twenty years have elapsed since the self-titled album that launched Paul Weller as a solo artist. He can laugh about it now but back in 1992 – when Britpop was a nameless idea in Damon Albarn’s head and Weller’s last album with The Style Council hadn’t even been deemed releasable by his record label – he must have wondered where on earth he fitted in. Casting an eye around a musical landscape populated by plaid-shirted slackers and, on Top Of The Pops a procession of “camp dancers with someone shouting some shit out”, the answer would have been anything but clear.

“It should have been a happy time,” he says, reflecting on the period spent as “househusband” to first wife Dee C. Lee. “Nat [his son] had just not long been born. I was happy about that, but I wasn’t happy, if you know what I mean. In this job, you’re defined by your work. So you’re only a songwriter or musician when you’re doing it. The fact is I didn’t have a clue what I was going to do… Did I feel like a failure? To be honest with you, yes. You need a balance in your life. Family is only part of that equation.”

The other part scarcely needs any introduction. When some artists come close to losing everything, it’s not unnatural for a certain conservatism set in. But the fact is that, since he dissolved The Jam at their commercial peak 30 years ago, Paul Weller has finessed the fine art of self-preservation the only way he knows how – by repeatedly dismantling a winning formula. A case in point, his most recent album, Wake Up The Nation, thrilled critics and antagonised diehards in equal proportions. The opening night of three shows in 2010 at The Royal Albert Hall was at times reminiscent of the The Style Council’s infamous 1989 shows at the same venue. Back then, they responded to Weller’s new garage house sound by ripping up their programmes in disgust. And today, there’s still no shortage of fortysomething men in Fred Perry tops, arms folded, wondering what abstract, arty mini-suites like Trees are playing at.

Weller has a certain amount of sympathy for sections of his fanbase who no longer feel they can come with him. “I remember both of those nights,” he says. “The Style Council one, in particular, sticks in my head because a few days later, a couple of fans came up to me on the tube. They were like, ‘Alright Paul. What was all that about?’ They just didn’t get it at all. All I could say was, like, ‘Well, that’s just where my head’s at right now.’”

The degree to which Weller had allowed his stock to fall is perhaps best summed up by Steve White, who drummed with Weller between 1983 and 2007. “I remember speaking to a senior member of staff at Polygram,” recalls White. “While Paul was working out what he was going to do next, I came in to see them about some work with another project. He said, ‘It’s all over for Paul. He’s washed up. Didn’t matter what he’d achieved with The Jam and The Style Council. He just dismissed the idea that Paul could make any valid music. That was probably what a lot of people in the industry felt about Paul…”

…and what, if truth be told, Weller had begun to feel about himself. Back at home, he had become “so far removed from music that some days I would pick up the guitar and it was like an alien or something. It was like, ‘How does this work?’ At that point, I didn’t even know if I was ever going to do music again.”

When Weller finally did return with his self-titled solo album, it was with an almost homespun, back-to-basics approach. Both lyrically and musically, Uh Huh Oh Yeh and the beautiful Clues sounded like a man ever so slowly reawakening to his own capabilities. Recording with his band at Weller’s Solid Bond studios in Marble Arch, The Young Disciples’ Marco White remembered Weller’s visits to the studio. “I was badgering [Weller] the whole time to get his guitars out. He had this cupboard full of them, ‘the funky guitar cupboard’ I called it.”

But Weller needed cajoling. “If you’re lucky,” he recalls, “you’ll have someone nearby to shake you out of yourself a bit. And for me, it was my dad. He said, ‘You’re a musician. Go and play. That’s what musicians do.’”

“It was a funny time,” says White. “He just didn’t know if he had a future. We arrived in Newport Leisure Centre – a place which holds 1500 people. There were maybe 200 people in there. Paul comes on and says, ‘It’s like a fucking morgue in here. The audience started chanting back at him: ‘It’s like a morgue in here!’ over and over again. Even in London, we were playing tiny venues: The Subterania, The T&C2. I remember Paul saying, ‘We don’t need a tour bus – we just need an A-Z and a tube pass.’ For all of that, I think that was when fun re-entered the equation for Paul.”

If recent encounters are anything to go by, you might be forgiven for thinking that the fun hasn’t stopped. In May 2008, a week before his 50th birthday, I accompanied Weller back to London from Leicester on the final night of the 22 Dreams tour. On the coach, Weller carried himself like a man who wakes up every morning to find he’s won a competition to become the lead singer of Paul Weller’s band. Despite having performed the songs almost every night for three weeks, Weller’s chosen soundtrack for the return journey was, um, 22 Dreams.

For any fan raised on Eton Rifles, Going Underground and A Town Called Malice – lasting monuments to what Shameless screenwriter Paul Abbott refers to as Weller’s “hardcore eloquence” – there are few sights more sweet or surreal than that of the Modfather hoisting aloft a beer bottle and singing along to his own music. As the coach pulled into West London, Weller decided that the only way to round off the evening was a sortie to Notting Hill fast food outlet Kebab Machine, where he ordered two kebabs – one for me (five chillis) and one for himself (eight chillis) and we took a cab to our respective houses.

“You planning to have any more kids?” he enquired. “I love having kids. It’s beautiful, man. I’ve got five, but I’d have 20 if I could.” When the cab arrived at the house he shared with his then-partner Sammi, he took his kebab but managed to leave all his tour luggage in the boot. Far from being hungover, he called the following morning – partly to arrange the retrieval of his luggage from my house – “I need it ‘cos I’m on Later tonight” – but mainly to enthuse about how “fucking amazing” the kebab was.

But it was an altered Weller I next encountered, in the spring of 2011, after a text from “Pw” landed asking if I would like to come and spend an afternoon in his studio. Stomach lined, I accomplished the three-mile cycle ride from the toytown railway station of Clandon to find Weller celebrating a year “off the sauce”, newly married, and keen to air work-in-progress on the successor to Wake Up The Nation. Also present was new wife Hannah, with whom his plan to have 20 kids had edged forward significantly – she was expecting twins. “There was an attraction there, straight from the off,” recalled Weller of their first encounter, in the New York store where she was working. “I wasn’t looking for it, but it just kind of happened.”

That’s Hannah’s voice you can hear on *Sonik Kicks’ Study In Blue – a pastoral meditation on the inner peace afforded by new love. “Everything I’ve ever wanted lives inside of you,” sing their interweaving voices, before the song gives way to a sublime, spacey dub coda.

In its final form, Sonik Kicks dramatically exceeds the promise of that springtime playback. Allying the zealous spirit of experimentation established in recent years with a renewed emphasis on melody, it sounds like an album that took shape from the title down: a brief thrillingly fulfilled by the pizzicato psych-rock of The Attic, the pummeling portent of Around The Lake or a magnificently roughed-up Scott Walker homage Kling I Klang. Among the guest turns is a return fixture for Blur guitarist Graham Coxon, co-writer with Weller of 2007 single This Old Town and veteran of 22 Dreams’ Black River. Though he didn’t know it on the day he turned up, Coxon ended up playing Hammond organ on the propulsive raga-rock of Dragonfly.

“There’s no time to reflect when you work with Paul,” laughs the guitarist, “When I played on this record, I felt like a three-legged terrier chasing a rat. I couldn’t keep up. And it seemed so complicated to me, this music. You go, ‘Paul, that’s shockingly weird.’ And, he’ll be like, ‘Yeah, isn’t it?! He’s perfectly accepting of it.”

Relay Coxon’s testimony to Weller and his reaction oscillates between flattered and uneasy. Flattered because “Graham’s a fucking amazing guitarist”; uneasy because he feels that this continuing surprise at his eclecticism disguises a class-based prejudice.

“I think there’s always been a class issue here,” he explains, “If you’re a working-class artist with an accent like mine, you can’t possibly be an artist, or think of something weird.”

As he puts it, “anything to do with class bothers me. But then, I’m probably the last of the generation that it did bother. I’ve got nothing against all those posh Radiohead bands. Good luck to them – they’ve done some good music, but they’re not the sole keepers of that. It’s not the exclusive property of people from that class. I’m still very, very proud of the fact that I didn’t have that background at all and I came up from a totally different place.”

Weller’s adherence to Mod’s code of working-class cool is as passionate as ever, and just as requiring of eternal vigilance (“You have to watch your hairdresser like a hawk,” he says, “Give them clear instructions as they go along”). But for him it’s a catholic creed observed with scholarly intensity. There aren’t many 53 year-old Mods about, but then why would that bother Paul Weller? In 1974, when The Who’s My Generation album found him, aged 14, Mod’s stock was at its lowest. He and Mick Walker – the only other Mod in town – would have to ride their scooters to Bisley Pavilion, three miles west of Woking, for the soul all-nighters that prompted Weller to write Non-Stop Dancing for The Jam (In The City, 1977). It’s tempting to wonder. Did Mod – with its chippy sense of working-class pride – help form Weller’s personality? Or was a Woking boy with an obsession for music and clothes always going to find Mod, no matter how fashionable it was? “It might be a bit of both,” he ponders, “The connection was there anyway. People of my generation grew up on the value of clothes and their relationship to music. It informs my outlook on what I should be doing. It’s a philosophy, albeit hard to define.”

And while there may be nothing left to steal from The Who or The Small Faces, but Mod’s early affiliation with the late ’50s beats continues to yield treasure. For years Weller had loved the idea of John Coltrane, but struggled to find an entry point.

“I had A Love Supreme and listened to it a few times over the course of, fuck knows, maybe 20 years,” says Weller. “Then one day – not too long ago, really – it just hit me.”

You can hear as much in the storm-tossed incantations of one new song, Drifters.

“The jumping-off point there was [Coltrane’s 1962 track] Olé. There are things you can take from great music and apply them to something new. They might not even be detectable by the time you’ve finished the song, but you know they’re there. I already had the lyrics for Drifters, so the idea was to try and sing them across the bar lines, outside of a time frame.”

While some songs on *Sonik Kicks defy interpretation, others invite it. Paper Chase is a case in point – a faintly nauseous paean to a protagonist whose excessive lifestyle anaesthetises them to the emotional debris they leave in their wake. As Weller’s recent history implies, some people prove stronger than their addictions. Others are less fortunate. Weller was on the beach in Spain when he heard the news that fellow after-hours frequenter of NW1’s Marathon taverna Amy Winehouse had died.

“I was on the beach in Spain with my family,” he recalls, “My girls were in the sea and Hannah came up. She said, ‘Amy’s dead.’ It was one of those things – both shocking and yet not unexpected. I was watching her on telly over Christmas. They showed that clip of us with Jools Holland on Later, when we sang Don’t Go To Strangers. I could see it in my face and in Jools’s face as well, both of us looking at each other and knowing that we’re in the presence of something truly great. It’s such a fucking shame.” He pauses for a few seconds. “But, you know, some people don’t want to be saved. I don’t think that there’s anything you can do about that at all. And there’s a lot of people – Billie Holiday, Ray Charles – whatever they took, they were all able to carry on working. Probably had to.”

As a father of five – seven, by the time you read this – in an industry whose goldrush days have long since gone, Paul Weller has to carry on working too. He picks up the one poison he still allows himself – 20 Marlboro Lights – taps a cigarette on the box, and exhales thoughtfully. “As far as me and drinking is concerned, I think this is probably it now. I’ll probably stick with this because I’m feeling much better for it.”

Do kebabs taste as good when you’re sober?

“Funnily enough, I haven’t had a kebab for a long time, but I did try a bit of someone’s the other day and it was fucking lovely, actually. But I just… it’s time to move on, you know? I don’t want to be that person any more. The only thing I miss from drinking is the silliness. I like that, when you get all stupid. That night when we came back from Leicester, I remember a conversation with [Weller’s bassist, Andy] Lewis. I was moaning about classical musicians calling their compositions, y’know, Opus 5 or whatever. And Lewis is going, ‘Well, that’s because Mozart wrote over 400 tunes.’ I was going, ‘That’s no excuse. It’s just fucking laziness. I’ve written more than that, and I’ve given them all titles.’ If I could just maintain that, I would. But when it gets beyond a certain point, it gets all dark and horrible.”

To borrow from The Jam’s swansong Beat Surrender, bullshit is still bullshit – it just goes by different names. Weller’s aversion to self-pity or the pity of others may also be a variation of the working-class pride that informs the Mod mindset. He tells the story of a pop contemporary who enjoyed chart success around the same time as The Jam. Having embarked on a 12-step programme to rid himself of substance issues, the musician in question reached the stage which involves having to write to everyone who you might have offended and apologising to them. Weller was a recipient of one such letter.

“I had no memory of him upsetting me,” he says. “I called him and said, ‘Listen, if I had to send letters to everyone I’d ever offended, I’d die with a fucking biro in my hand.”

Weller’s reaction to a story about U2 seems to provoke similar incredulity. I tell him that when Bono and co have finished a world tour, they quarantine themselves in Dublin’s Clarence hotel for a week, in order to acclimatise to life off the road. “To be honest with you,” he says, “I think a fucking hotel is the last thing I’d wanna see. Do you know what I really love to do when I come back off tour? Go to Sainsbury’s and do a big food shop. Something normal or real again.”

In other words, there’s a lot to be said for rolling up your sleeves and getting on with it. Coming off alcohol surely can’t have been as easy as he makes out. Even so, the past year has been all about taking back the reins, both personally and creatively. This much becomes clear on the rain-lashed January morning which sees me driving to Black Barn for the third and final time.

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“CAN it be resolved? No. Not for me, mate.”

Sonik Kicks is the third consecutive Paul Weller album to be written and recorded in collaboration with Simon Dine. What seems certain at this point is that there won’t be another. Befriended by Weller over a decade previously when Dine played in London neo-Mod outfit Noonday Underground, Dine’s fondness for happy accidents, improvisations and fashioning songs from loops yielded instant results on 22 Dreams – a record which propelled Weller’s critical and commercial stock to heights he hadn’t scaled since 1995’s Stanley Road. In March, Weller received a phone call from Dine, citing dissatisfaction with the payment assigned to him for his part in *Wake Up The Nation. Pending resolution of the matter, Weller is unable to disclose precise figures, but he unpacks the process by which songs such as No More Tears To Cry and Find The Torch/Burn The Plans would appear. Dine received a fee for each sound file he supplied to Weller. Each would be used by Weller as a jumping-off point to write a song.

Weller brings in two freshly-brewed teas, passing the Playboy mug in my direction. “I thought it was a fucking cheek, to be honest,” he contends, “He got really good money but it was evidently not enough. Dine’s very good at what he does – don’t get me wrong, but I think he thought he was the fucking mastermind behind it. The fact is, though, that he’s writing with someone who’s also good at what he does.”

…[Perhaps] someone especially eager to prove it to himself this time around…

“I was much more involved with the making of this record,” continues Weller. “And if I’m to be honest with you, probably the reason for that is because I was sober. Not being shitted 24 hours a day, that probably makes a difference… [With Wake Up The Nation] I was quite happy to be the singer and focus on doing that. Not have to worry about doing too much of the other things: middle-eights, bridges, you know… all that fucking stuff. At the time, I wasn’t in the mood for that. But this record is different. As every record is.”

Had Dine’s grievance not touched a sore nerve, it’s unlikely Weller would be going to the trouble, today, of playing me some examples of his former confederate’s song-sketches. Studio manager Charles cues up a minute or so of music mostly comprised of a basic drum track and clipped metronomic guitar downstrokes. Albeit without a melody and lyric, you can hear how Weller arrived from here to the distressed Kinks-isms of A Dangerous Age. However, the next track is a minute or so of glitchy electronic noise which bears no guessable resemblance to anything on Sonik Kicks. Except, apparently, by jamming over it, Weller eventually got the idea for another new song, When Your Garden’s Overgrown.

When I call Dine to hear his version of events, he expresses unease about discussing a matter that is now being dealt by their respective solicitors. He does however issue a statement outlining his position: “The dispute arose from the producer agreement not the songwriting which was all done on the same basis as we had worked in the past and a long time before the producer agreement was discussed. I found that I was offered a producer fee, after completion of the work, which was less than the last album we had done, although the work was identical. I disputed the reduced offer and then we fell out. As it happens, the amount I received for production work with Paul was always at the lower end of what a producer would reasonably expect to earn from an artist signed to a major label. I had no problem with this, but wasn’t prepared to work for less.”

Though Weller doesn’t consciously draw attention to it, his account betrays an emerging sense of Dine’s horror at just how badly his attempt to take issue with his hero-turned-collaborator has gone. Weller sounds incredulous at Dine’s apparent protestations that he had two young children to feed. “As it goes, I’ve had a couple of people sort of say that to me in recent times. It’s like, Join the club, man. We all have, you know?”

As far Weller is concerned, there’s a code of honour which, once violated, consigns transgressors to exile. Querying his generosity is one way to cross that line. Writing a book about him – as former NME journalist turned Weller sidekick Paolo Hewitt did – is another. By the time Paul Weller – The Changing Man appeared in 2007, the two had already fallen out. Hewitt apparently took umbrage upon discovering there was no room for him at Weller’s table at the previous year’s Brits when Weller picked up his Outstanding Contribution To Music gong. Suddenly the two were no longer as thick as thieves.

In the silence that followed, Hewitt went public about his years in the Modfather’s inner circle. For Weller, that was the ultimate betrayal.

“I’ve never read it. But then, I wouldn’t need to, even if he said I was the most amazing mortal who ever walked the earth. It wouldn’t matter to me. It’s just the fact that he’s written it for money and best friends don’t do that. I mean… I didn’t fall out with him at all. He stopped talking to me. But there were only a limited amount of tickets [for the Brits] anyway. And he got the hump.”

Interviewed by The Daily Mail about the book, back in 2007, Hewitt contended that Paul Weller – the young, angry idealist of The Jam – “would hate the Paul Weller of today.” Relay that remark to Weller in 2012 and you can actually measure the speed with which the words travel from his ears to his brain. When it arrives, Weller’s face turns a pinker shade of livid.

“That’s bollocks. Complete and utter bollocks, that is. He must know that’s nonsense. I tell you what – the Paolo Hewitt of 1979 would definitely fucking hate the one who wrote that book.”

Weller gathers himself and attempts to ponder the substance of his ex-mate’s accusation.

“You’ve got to be able to adapt as you get older, I think, or you go under. I’ll be 54 this year. How ridiculous would it be if you came to a show and saw me doing In The City? One thing I do know, though, is that the 16 year-old me would have loved From The Floorboards Up and Wake Up The Nation. So Paolo Hewitt can fucking shove it up his arse.”

“It did hurt him, Paolo’s book,” says Steve White, who drummed with Weller from the inception of The Style Council up until 2007, when the two agreed to go their separate ways. “I remember when we were on the way to Glastonbury – which both Paul and I knew was the last show I was going to do with him. He turned around and said, ‘You’re not gonna write a book too, are you?’ So, I think that tells you something about the effect it had.”

By contrast, few names seem to trigger as much affection in Weller as that of White. “When I think of Whitey, the first thing that springs to mind is the time we went to Amsterdam and he set fire to himself. We went to a cafe for a smoke and there was a candle on the table. He leant too close to it. I looked across and said, ‘You’re on fire, mate.’ He was like, ‘Thank you.’ I said, ‘No – look at your shoulder. You’re on fire.’”

For White, the smoking was fine. The drinking, however, was a source of greater ambivalence. “I don’t think I’d be betraying any secrets if I said there was a lot of drinking going on around that time [2006-2007]. I’m not a big drinker, so inevitably you get this division between the drinkers and the non-drinkers. But I think that [the drinking] was symptomatic of the fact that he had tired of the way his music was sounding. And, like it or not, I was part of that sound, so it was the right time for me to leave.”

For all of that, White stresses “a consistent line to the way Paul operates. I’ve never had any kind of contract with Paul. He has high expectations of friendship – but he doesn’t exempt himself from those expectations.’ White, who lost his brother, also called Paul, to alcoholism, recalls being on tour with Weller in the days leading up to his brother’s death.

“It was pretty clear that the writing was on the wall. Paul [Weller] took me aside and made it clear that no matter what time of the day or night, if I felt that I had to go, then I should go.” When White heard that his brother had passed away, it was hours before Weller and his band were due to play a show at Liverpool Apollo.

“I didn’t even have to say anything to Paul when the news came,” recalls White, “He just said, ‘Go now. It’ll be fine.’ They put notices up outside the venue telling people that I wouldn’t be playing and, as a result, the show would go on, albeit a very different show, with lots of covers and so on.”

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THE next time Paul Weller hits the road, it will also be with a very different show. Far from yielding to the small but dogged contingent of fans who continue to shout out the names of Jam songs that he hasn’t played for decades, Weller is gearing up to play the entirety of Sonik Kicks from beginning to end over a five night residency at London Roundhouse. Ambitious? “The listings are full of bands playing classic albums that they did 20 or 30 years ago. That’s fine. But I think we all need to raise our game a bit. What about artists having the confidence to play the classic albums of now? So I guess it’s a statement of intent. It feels like a relevant thing to do.”

Would the young Paul Weller really approve? Surely, he would. Still striving for relevance. Still hot and bothered about about class. Sometimes though, he wonders if he’s the last Weller to feel this way. His father’s work ethic – most memorably detailed on The Jam’s Just Who Is The Five O’Clock Hero – is ingrained, but he watches his young daughter’s obsession with X-Factor and wonders if he’s a quaint relic from another age.

“It’s all about the short-cut. Fuck getting in the back of the transit van and playing shitholes for five years. It’s like, press a button and get your boat race in the paper. All the people I grew up liking were good at what they did, be it Michael Caine or The Beatles. They weren’t celebrities.” Weller spits out the word “celebrities” as though it were tea into which someone had accidentally spooned salt. What were they, then? “They were stars.”

And Paul Weller? Which template best applies to him these days? Star? Celebrity? Or merely someone who’s good at what he does? Perhaps it takes a little bit of all three to thrive in 2012. A week after the Modfather bids me farewell, the Mod father will welcome little John Paul and Bowie Weller into the world. “I like the fact that my life doesn’t feel entirely mapped out. It’s still open.” And next? He stubs out a cigarette and rubs his eyes. “I don’t know. I’m just as curious as you, mate. That’s the best thing about it.”

“As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?’” Coldplay, 2008

Two hours before Coldplay are due on stage in Denver, a crack team of Feng Shui masters have been working around the clock to make Coldplay’s on-tour “family area” a haven of zen security. Or, at any rate, that’s how it seems. Low pastel lights, a selection of fine wines and heavy wooden bowls with artfully scattered fruit adorn the place. If it weren’t all being dismantled and recreated for tomorrow’s show in Salt Lake City, you would want to stay here forever. Amid the impeccably serene ambience, Coldplay’s “other three” – guitarist Jonny Buckland, bassist Guy Berryman and drummer Will Champion – are a triumvirate of calm. The only thing out of place here is the manic energy of Chris Martin.

Could it be that Coldplay’s frontman is nervous? His last two British interviews were notable primarily for the fact that Martin walked out of both of them without warning. And even though further enquiries concerning Martin’s marriage to Gwyneth Paltrow or their children Apple (4) and Moses (2) would almost certainly make it three in a row, Martin seems more interested in exploring the semantics of what constitutes a walk-out. “Hey man, isn’t it a bit harsh to say I walked out?” he says, before looking to Buckland for back-up. “If you come back two minutes later [as he did when The Observer asked him about Paltrow] is that a walk-out? Strictly speaking?” But the singer doesn’t get quite the response he’s after. “I think it sort of is,” says the guitarist – to which a chastened Martin says, “Okay. Fine. I’ll take it.”

In fact, he couldn’t be more different to the prickly singer who, in May, revealed that he felt like he was about to be “fed to the lions”. When he says he’s homesick, I ask him if there’s anything he can get in Britain but not America. The words barely leave my mouth before a response leaves his. “Laid,” he beams. “Oh, and maybe a Toffee Crisp.” Is there any truth in recent tabloid reports that Coldplay have two years left in them? Not really, says Martin – although the singer stops short of an outright denial. “I’ve got some strange superstition about trying to write as many songs as possible… before I reach 33. And I’m 31 now. It’s more about imposing deadlines on myself.”

If, in last six months, Tigger has rediscovered his bounce, it might have something to do with the reception that finally met Coldplay’s fourth album when it appeared. In six months, Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends has made them the most indisputably popular band on the planet, averaging just over one million sales a month – in the process, making it the most downloaded paid-for album of all time and propelling them to number one in 36 countries.

If critics were slower to acknowledge the extent of Coldplay’s achievement, that might have been because Viva La Vida… was a reinvention that – on first inspection – seemed to stretch credulity. Enlisting the services of Brian Eno to help rebuild their sound “from the bottom up”, using woozy violas, dulcimers and Latin rhythms seemingly reconfigured to ape the rolling stock of Intercity trains, the end result seemed purged of almost all the things that Coldplay’s detractors found annoying about them: the palliative vagueness of the lyrics, the sense that Buckland, Berryman and Champion were there to tastefully fill out the space around Martin’s melodies. Even Martin himself had found a reptilian new baritone on Yes.

Working on the premise that late is better than never, I confess to Martin that since meting out a lukewarm three stars to Viva La Vida, it’s become my favourite record of 2008. In recent months, it’s been the album I’ve listened to when I go out on my morning run. Martin, who used to run, but gave it up because it conflicted with his yoga, places his blindingly pristine trainers on the table. “Where do you live? Crouch End?” he asks, for reasons that will later become clear. “It’s funny you should say that, because running is sort of integral to the record. We will not make an album over 47 minutes and do you know why? It’s because I was running one day, and listening to an album, and after that time: (a) I got tired; and (b) I was like, ‘F*** this’ – and so I started walking. And when you let yourself start walking, you know it’s all over. Did you know Guy ran the London Marathon this year?” Beside him, the 30 year-old bassist, father to a two year-old girl, seems happy to let Martin speak on his behalf. “He came in the top 2000… an accurate reflection of our musical standing at this moment. Right now, I would say that we’re definitely one of the world’s top 2000 British soft rock music acts.”

Martin’s droll whimsy notwithstanding, the fact is that nothing quite prepares you for just how pan-generationally adored the band, who met as freshers at UCL in 1996, are over here. America loves Coldplay, even if, at times, it struggles to understand their humour. Martin talks about the point in the show at which he introduces a different song by saying that Barack Obama’s would-be nemesis Joe the plumber wrote it. “Every night I say it, and every night, no-one laughs.” On Election Night, after they played a show in Atlanta, Martin says he shed a tear when Obama said, “I dedicate this night to the love of my life” – “but then”, adds the singer, “I cry at the X-Factor. I cry especially at the X-Factor. If you don’t cry at the X-Factor, you’re not human.”

No prizes, then, for guessing what Martin will be doing in the hour before Coldplay play the first show of their UK tour in Sheffield on Saturday evening. If the presidential election gave Coldplay a first-hand opportunity to witness America become “a saner place”, the drip-feed of information from back home suggests that the opposite is true of a country where the two longest-running recent news stories revolved around John Sargeant’s bad dancing and, ahem, “Sachsgate”: “We were supposed to appear on Jonathan Ross when we got back this week, and it’s cancelled. Then someone mentioned something about Manuel. Can you explain it to me?” I set about trying to do just that. When I get to the bit about Russell Brand telling Andrew Sachs that he had sex with his granddaughter, Martin grimaces. “He said what? Well, to be fair, we’ve done a lot of interviews at the BBC and it does feel like a bunker in there. It never connects with you that people out there might actually be listening. If you’re not careful, it’s easy to get into scenarios where you’re egging each other on, oblivious to the outside world.”

Where Coldplay are concerned, shutting out the outside world has been far more difficult task to accomplish. . Featuring archetypal signifiers of the Coldplay “sound”, Clocks and The Scientist, 2002’s A Rush Of Blood The Head was the album that saw the group go global. But along the way they lost their “fifth member.” Martin’s old schoolfriend Phil Harvey – former manager, “impartial ear” and buffer between band and world – left to study in Australia. As sessions for Coldplay’s third album X And Y rumbled on throughout 2004, tensions within the band were exacerbated by EMI’s keenness to report to their shareholders that the album was progressing smoothly. When their interference further put the brakes on the sessions, news broke that the album had been delayed – which in turn sent EMI’s share prices falling. “They mismanaged the situation badly,” recalls Champion, Martin’s former teammate in the UCL hockey team. “Needless to say, we were cross.”

Guy Berryman remembers staff at the label coming to the studio and attempting to make suggestions about possible singles. “We felt so much pressure to be the band who everyone predicted we would be,” says Berryman, “We were cornered into this situation and felt like we had to make music that would fill stadiums.”

If, for a time, Martin thought he had the art of writing era-defining tunes licked, you could hardly blame him. If you had written a debut album like Parachutes, which came generously endowed with pretty, plaintive meditations like Yellow, Trouble and Don’t Panic, you’d probably be pretty pleased with yourself. With all the certitude of a true ingénue, an interview with Q Magazine, back in 2002, saw him itemizing the “three constants” necessary to stay creative. Seven years on, it seems like a good time to remind him about them.

“What did I say?” he asks.

The first, I remind him, is a turbulent relationship with women.

“Tick.”

The second is a fear that of imminent death

“Tick.”

Then, finally, a preoccupation with hair loss.

“Definitely tick.”

In 2008, only the preoccupation with death – which rears its head on much of Viva La Vida – seems to be an issue. “I appear to have stopped receding,” trumpets Martin, to the mock-chagrin of his thinning guitarist. And surely the turbulent relationship with women thing no longer applies? “Doesn’t it?” he says, sounding as much like Marlon Brando as the son of a Devon caravan retailer can sound, “How do you know? You don’t know me!”

If your twenties are spent establishing formulae to help you to understand the world, the ensuing years are surely about accepting the limitations of those formulae. In pop, far from facilitating genius, formulae eventually turn you into your own tribute band. Wasn’t this the problem faced by Coldplay with X And Y, so audible in the clinically pristine hits such as Fix You and Talk? Even the title seems to allude to it. Buckland, 31, thinks so. “When you start off, you feel like you’ve discovered those rules [for the first time]. Once you’ve used them again though, you realize it’s a dead end.”
As a U2 fan, Martin won’t have been oblivious to Brian Eno’s pedigree when it comes to helping bands to rethink the way they create. According to the producer, Martin and Paltrow found themselves having lunch with Eno. After fruitless hinting from Martin, Eno says it was apparently Paltrow, on Martin’s behalf, who asked Eno to produce the record. What became apparent to Eno was that, for such a huge band, Coldplay were unused to playing in the same studio together. “That was the first thing that Brian [Eno] got them to do,” says one source close to Coldplay, “get them sounding like a group again.” By all accounts, the return of Harvey to the fold also steadied the ship.

Relieved of the burden to initiate songs, Martin came to a whole new appreciation of Coldplay’s strengths. “Regardless of who’s on the cover of magazines, I’m absolutely under no illusions. If this band is about anything, it’s about what the four of us do together. In the same room.”

More than any other member of Coldplay, it makes sense to hear Martin exalting what happens when the four of them get together in the same room. Increasingly for him, Coldplay are a safe place, a place where the paraphernalia of celebrity holds no currency. More than anything he says, this is what makes it hard to believe those Coldplay “split” rumours. And whilst he wouldn’t be so crass as to write songs about his “situation”, it’s sometimes hard not to glimpse the paranoias and preoccupations of the reluctant celebrity rising to the top. Not least in the characters Martin chooses to inhabit. At the very end of Abba’s collective lifespan, Bjorn Ulvaeus wrote The Visitors – a song from the perspective of a Russian dissident slowly going mad in his room, waiting to be found out by Soviet security forces. Why, you wondered, was Ulvaeus identifying with these sorts of characters? On Viva La Vida, Martin writes from the perspective of a deposed dictator reduced to “sweep[ing] the streets I used to rule.” On Viva La Vida’s title track, Martin writes from the perspective of a deposed dictator reduced to “sweep[ing] the streets I used to own.” Discuss.

“Not that I would think us worthy of such analysis because I don’t,” he begins, “but for what it’s worth, I see that song as being really positive. It’s more like a turning-over-a-new-leaf kind of song. Like I fucked up a bit, and I don’t mind being punished, but I can get redemption in the end.”

But isn’t that the point? The only fantasy left for the man with everything is one in which he loses it all. Has he ever seen the appeal of doing a Reginald Perrin – like John Darwin, the British teacher who, in 2001, faked his own death in a supposed canoe accident? Martin furrows his brow, apparently deep in thought. “There’s been a few times on the Serpentine where I’ve thought, ‘I’m gonna ditch this pedalo and run away to Brighton. Does that count?”

On Cemeteries of London, you can’t help wondering if his description of London’s deserted streets at night – we’ll go wandering through the arches where the witches are” – is a byproduct of his profile. There aren’t many places a well-known couple can visit, untroubled by flashbulbs and fans.

“I can do most things without being bothered. If I’m with… We can’t do anything as a family, but if you put on a hat and sneak over the back wall, you can do anything. But the point is you’re right. And that song came from the middle of last year, in the middle of the night, after recording, I couldn’t sleep and I went down to St Paul’s and I was walking around all that area, and it was raining. It’s so beautiful down there, and there’s no-one there.”

You wonder, at times, if Alan McGee ever feels embarrassed by his 2001 verdict that Coldplay made “bedwetters’ music”. Martin’s reaction at the time was nothing if not savvy. “I would like to shake Alan McGee by the hand,” he said, “It’s like Rocky IV. He’s trying to hurt me, so I go away and train like a monkey.” McGee’s comments seemed more than a little ironic in June when his chum Noel Gallagher – who had questioned the wisdom of having Jay-Z headline Glastonbury – was instantly turned into the village idiot, on account of the rap superstar’s masterful appropriation of Wonderwall. Of all the musicians to emerge from Britain in the last decade, it’s polite, public-school educated Chris Martin – first-class graduate in Ancient World Studies – that America’s most famous drug-dealer turned hip-hop tycoon wants to hang out with. Rappers even bicker over who discovered him first. On his 2007’s album Graduation, Kanye West complained that – even though Jay-Z collaborated with Martin on the previous year’s Beach Chair – it was West who initially had the idea of using Martin on a song. On the new expanded version of Viva La Vida, Jay-Z returns the favour by rapping on a new version of Lost. Next summer the two co-headline Wembley Stadium.

Can Martin see why his friendship with Jay-Z is so fascinating to the outside world? “Yes, I can. But there’s nothing that strange about it. What do we chat about? The same stuff as anyone. We chat about how Robert Kilroy-Silk is doing on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!” I suggest that the fascination has something to do with the perceived bling/“bedwetter” interface. Their friendship that suggests there’s a bit of sensitive indie kid in Jay-Z and a little bit of gangsta in Coldplay. “Right. I see what you’re saying. You’re saying that he’s like a turkey with stuffing in the middle, but Coldplay are more like a hot dog – with the bread on the outside. It’s fun to be friends with different people. You should call the editor of [hip-hop magazine] The Source. I’m sure you’d be great friends.”

A knock on the door. Having gradually allowed the sofa to all but absorb his nervous energy, a relaxed Martin is told that if he wants to eat before the show, he needs to do so now. “We’ve been playing the same set for a while and it really feels like it’s flying,” says Champion, a man with a stare which, when his three children are older, will surely have them tidying their toys in three seconds flat. However, by the time the show has climaxed with the nightly but still breathtaking release of a million paper butterflies, it’s notable for two exceptions. For the first time in weeks, there is no allusion to Joe The Plumber. The second deviation is something I only learn about later, when a sweat-soaked Martin – still in his quasi-French revolutionary “work” clothes – returns backstage. “Did you get it?!” he asks me. Did I get what? “The lyric in Cemeteries of London! I changed it to “…we go running through Crouch End’!”

Sure enough, the next day, I check on YouTube and the moment has been immortalized. Right now though, I don’t know whether to thank him or apologise. I wasn’t expecting it, I explain, so it didn’t register. But Martin has moved on. “Tonight was also the first time I ripped my trousers. I aspire to ripping my trousers. It shows I’m enjoying myself.”

It seems he really is. Celebrity continues to be a word he continues to hate for its occasional application to what he does. As for fame, though – even Chris Martin will acknowledge that fame has its perks. “Last year, in an attempt to impress my family I tried to cook some fish and peas, but I forgot to turn on the vent. And the thing about our fire alarm is that it’s connected to the fire station. So the fire engine comes around, and I was in a panic. I said, ‘Guys I’m sorry. There’s no fire.’ Then, two months later, I said, ‘Right – I’m gonna have another crack at this’ – and the same thing happened. Just as I’m running outside, the fire engine pulls up and the fireman says, ‘Have you been cooking again, Chris?’ So then I had to take a walk because I was a bit shaky. As it happened, the fire engine was going the same way, and they said, ‘Do you want a lift?’”

“There are good days and not so good days, you know? But, the thing is…” Long pause. “I got to have a ride in a fire engine. How cool is that?”

“Maybe I’ll just be able to do get part-time work when I return.” Fleet Foxes, 2008

“Have I ever what?” Robin Pecknold, frontman with Seattle four-piece Fleet Foxes, smiles to conceal his embarrassment that I might even think him capable of such a thing. He heard me perfectly the first time, but I nonetheless repeat the question. Has he ever used his music to make himself more attractive to a woman? Finally, he gathers his thoughts. “No, no… I mean, I’m the wrong guy to ask that question to. That’s the last thing I would ever do. In the big debate about what music is and how it evolved, some people reduce it to a mating call – just like a bird has a mating call. You know, I’ve heard that a couple of times. Me, personally? I think music happens because our brains are too complicated to be still all the time, you know?”

Some half an hour after coming off stage to a rapturous ovation at Brighton’s Audio club, the bearded, blue-eyed Pecknold is too distracted to appreciate the irony of his utterances. Outside the venue, as he faces the lights of the pier, two young Japanese Fleet Foxes fans stare at him with an air of respectful adoration. If truth be told, it’s a reaction that isn’t restricted to the other sex. It’s hard to recall the last time a recorded noise elicited the sort of praise reserved for Fleet Foxes’ celestial four part harmonies. You must know you’re onto something pretty special when the worst reviews elicited by your eponymous debut album stop short of meting out a fifth star.

And yet the nearest Fleet Foxes get to arrogance comes during the actual show itself, when the freewheeling backwoods canter of Ragged Wood comes to an end and bassist Christian Wargo and drummer Joshua Tillman exchange high-fives. While they, along with Pecknold’s childhood friend and guitarist Skye Skjelset retreat to another corner of the bar, Pecknold points out that, often Fleet Foxes, are no less startled by their vocal chemistry – Crosby Stills Nash and Young quietly rejoicing at the bottom of a well barely begins to do it justice – than the rest of us are. Only twelve months have elapsed since Pecknold wrote Quiet Houses – the song that prompted him to junk everything they had previously worked on and start again. In the ensuing purple patch, the basis of the current set – the choral campfire reverie of White Winter Hymnal to the tense folk balladry of Oliver James – tumbled into his arms. What changed, exactly?

“Prior to that, there were a few songs we were working on that were very much focused on the lead vocal, you know?” He almost baulks at the apparent gaucheness of such a conceit. “And I wanted to do a song that was the extreme opposite of that – where the vocals were just part of the music, and not just a platform for this guy, you know?” Not for Pecknold then, the ego-massaging benefits of lead-singerdom? The license to be just that little bit more cocksure than the rest of us? Fleet Foxes’, well… let’s call him their primary songwriter finds himself getting embarrassed “very quickly” by the mildest of misunderstandings. At some length, he relates a story about a show in Oklahoma with bucolic freak-folkers Blitzen Trapper, in which the venue owner’s wife served up separate meals for both bands. Pecknold asked if there might be any vegan food available, and when he returned to eat it, he recalls that “some guy who looked like me had been given the food.” At this point, all parties realised what had happened. Not a major faux, pas you would think – but Pecknold recalls feeling so embarrassed, he had to run back and hide in the van. It’s a tendency, he says, that his girlfriend finds exasperating at times. “If I order a coffee and they give me the wrong one, I would rather throw it away and buy a new one,” he smiles, “It drives her nuts.”

If the tics and traits of an “inward looking” childhood, remain mostly intact, it’s perhaps not so surprising. “By the time I was dressing myself,” says Pecknold, “I was uncomfortably overweight to the point where I would want to wear a t-shirt in the water when I was a kid.” It was by deciding to cut animal and dairy products from his diet at the age of 14 that the pounds started to fall off. “I went on a big bicycle trip – like, a summer camp thing – and decided I didn’t want t eat all the crappy food that everyone else had. At the same time, I had just heard about what a vegan was, so I told everyone that I was a vegan so I could eat special food.”

By the end of the summer, Pecknold returned home 30lb lighter. In keeping with what we already know about him, he says he’s thankful that his parents withheld from making a big deal of the transformation. “I think they knew to not make a big stink about it, so it’s not like you feel that they’re suddenly into you now. You know that they love you no matter what, you know?”

By this time, Pecknold – whose father builds boats and guitars for a living – was writing his own songs. Despite growing up in the town where grunge took off, Pecknold – just seven when Kurt Cobain died – found his inspirations elsewhere. His obsession with Bob Dylan made the life of a lone troubadour seem like a viable vocation. “The first time I heard Boots of Spanish Leather,” recalled his older sister Aja (yes, as in the Steely Dan album) “it was as if all of the oxygen had been drained from the room, suddenly replaced with the wavering golden longing of this one song. “Only it wasn’t Dylan singing, it was my 14 year-old brother.”

Written shortly after his return from that momentous camp expedition, his first song Sarah Jane was “just some story about a girl whose dad hated her and kicked her out, so she had to become a prostitute, then she became pregnant. A sob story, basically.” Looking back, Pecknold characterizes his early songs as attempts to write songs like his other musical role model Elliott Smith – “to see how he does it, you know?”

Perhaps a touch facetiously, I suggest that having a massive heroin problem seemed to help in that particular instance. Pecknold remembers being desperate to go and see Smith on his last ever Seattle show, but being too young to go. “That was the last chance I could have seen him, and I heard that tour was terrible. He could barely remember the words to his songs.”

Any worries that Pecknold may seek to lubricate the cogs of creativity in a similar way are without foundation on the basis of tonight’s encounter. Supping water from a polystyrene cup, he responds to a question about sharing drugs with his baby boomer dad by saying, “That has never come up. I don’t smoke weed. And I don’t think he does, either… although maybe he did at some point. Besides, having a drug habit implies you have money to spend on drugs. As it is, I might have to take a job when I get back to Seattle. I was a cook in a restaurant kitchen, so I’ll probably go back to doing that.” Having made the most unanimously feted album of 2008, it seems incredible that this even constitutes a possibility – but Pecknold says his band wouldn’t even be here in Europe had their label not advanced them £20,000 to finance these shows.

Far from complaining, however, Pecknold’s tone, in fact, is one more of gratitude that someone advanced his band the money in the first place. As if to mitigate any accidental negativity, he adds, “Maybe I’ll just be able to do get part-time work when I return. But hey, I don’t want to sound like a grouch. There’s nothing I really long for right now.” He pauses briefly. “Well, maybe nothing except for a list of countries where it’s acceptable to tip taxi drivers… That’s another source of continual awkwardness.”

“Lest we forget, a circus is a traveling show where strange and freakish spectacles unfold before you on a stage.” Britney Spears, 02 Arena, 2009

All around the 02, the posters and flashing billboards reminded us that Britney Spears’ first UK shows in five years were something other than a mere arena show. If you wanted to be reductive about it, you could argue that “The Circus Starring Britney Spears” merely alluded to the singer’s current album (also entitled The Circus). However, for the most Googled person on the planet – the imagery was excitingly apposite on all sort of other levels. Lest we forget, a circus is a traveling show where strange and freakish spectacles unfold before you on a stage, possibly featuring heavily sedated creatures who don’t seem entirely sure of their surroundings. For anyone who remembers Spears’ infamous MTV Video Music Award “comeback” less than two years ago, there’s no need to dwell on the resonances here.
 
But at this biggest of big tops, it was a more alert Spears who descended from the rigging onto the biggest of the three circular stages in a saucy ringmaster’s get-up. Performing The Circus she negotiated a human tide of cavorting dancers dressed in burlesque bondage gear and freakish masks. Was she really singing? A debate that has rumbled on in newsprint and internet forums since the tour began three months ago wasn’t easily settled by watching her lips.
 
Certainly, even without any big screens to help decide the matter, you registered the lack of any apparent physical exertion as she got to grips with her stinging anti-paparazzi address 2007 hit Piece Of Me. By the same token, there were times when it felt churlish to mind: the lavish Bollywood shakedown of Me Against The Music; the sheer randomness of a version of Toxic which involved freighting modified metal bedsteads at speed across the stage. And who wouldn’t have chosen to lip-sync on Ooh Ooh Baby – whose set piece saw the 27 year-old mother of two climb in a box and have her entire torso seemingly shunted to the left of the rest of her body. In what constituted something of a high point, the song then segued into Hot As Ice, which saw Spears seemingly teleported thirty yards without the tassled platinum dress she had been wearing seconds before.

But postmodern as you tried to be about the whole singing/not singing debate, it was hard not to feel an hitherto absent frisson of emotional engagement on the occasions when she obviously was. Everytime was a case in point. Whatever other problems she has encountered in her tempestuous life, vertigo certainly isn’t one of them. Perched on the hook of a precariously suspended umbrella, she received one of the biggest cheers of the evening for a performance of Everytime that came, if not from the heart, then from the diaphragm. Such moments of old-fashioned entertainment notwithstanding, it was the sheer timeless ubiquity of Baby One More Time (and possibly the fact that she was performing it in leather lingerie) that elicited the biggest roar.
 
That she returned dressed as a kinky policewoman for Womaniser was no disaster. As she set about admonishing the errant cad in the song, she imperiously waving her truncheon at any passing dancers who happened to come near it. If the overheard chatter of the departing throng was anything to go by, ninety minutes of  lavish costume changes, camp choreography and cabaret club magic just about mitigated lingering doubts concerning the veracity of her singing. If she did mime, perhaps it didn’t matter. After all, don’t mime artists also belong in a circus?